Monday, September 8, 2008

Corny Band Jokes

Q: What band is used in soccer?
A: Yellowcard!

Q: What band is ashamed of its father?
A: Son of Dork!

Q: What band is injured?
A: Fall Out Boy!

Q: What band is healthy?
A: Sugarfree!

Q: What band is physically deformed?
A: Eraserheads!

Q: What band sways in the wind?
A: Bamboo!

Q: What band is affordable?
A: Cheap Trick!

Q: What band has anger management issues?
A: Rage Against The Machine!

Q: What band is tasty?
A: Sandwich!

Q: What band is fruity?
A: Orange & Lemons!

Q: What band is affiliated with law enforcement?
A: The Police!

Q: What band is breakable?
A: Jars Of Clay!

Q: What band is getting more and more expensive nowadays?
A: Fuel!

Q: What band has oral problems?
A: Smashed Mouth!

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